Onc upon a Time, there was A huge freakazoid Who decided to Try to eat One-hundred big, creepy, and sticky, pelican mans For fun.
Pedro went to the mall, where he wanted to Sell some suspicious white powder and nuke Russia. Russia, is actually one of the greatest selling of Yucky rats.
I enjoy listening to freaky Sewer rats squeak as I watch them scurry while blowing up South Yemen because I love watching camels die, but While I was away, the Border patrol officer entered my home And proceeded to confiscate my collection of nuke buttons that send nukes To South Yemen and I just had to crank 90s. The officer died because I 360 no-scoped him into oblivion. Also, Ez's freaky mom was playing with my xBox controller that sent nukes To South Yemen and the nukes are code for, "KYS."
Pelican Man Is a huge Silly, Freaky, bird eating Maniac, who decided To nuke south yemen Out of USA today
john cena couldnt be seen through the nuke That killed his south yemenian friend who also blew up inside of a south yemenian prison for assassinating a freakazoid by the name of Vexspawn who commited a mass genocide of south yemenians which the Romans didnt like so they also nuked benin and ate tons of big freaky, boars Which made them creepazoid mode and they flew into a freak boar palace, where the king Freak-boar The Turd decided to nuke russia To establish the social credit generator and bitcoin mine to the lowly populated cockroach society of South Yemen who blew up south yemen who also nuked north yemen that is located In South Yemen where the freakazoids are freaky yemens that splooge all north yemenians and in-da-knee-see-ya people the best people, who nuked south africa (Also South Yemen) (Also North Yemen) who finally decided to eat russia's president (pootin) and won the freakazoidial election of south russia-yemen that ended in world war 3 before WWII after WWI all after WWV where the sound of the rizzly south yemen said their pledge-of-allegence. But when south yemen said "i pledge... to freakazoidial Quapu and to the sigmas, and poo BLAST!ers of which we sit, at north yemen, for freaksters, (and freakilaterals) for no one" then they launched all the nukes targeted to themselves and bombed south and north yemen. rat man
South yemen got Stuck inside of a nuke explosion targeted to south yemenians which is located in SNotEW Yemen inside of benin that no one cared about because no one ate the romans out. The romans ate all the freaks boars, then they went creepazoid mode and the social credit generators rode freak boars to the lowly populated cockroach society of South Yemen who blew up south yemen who also nuked north yemen that is located In South Yemen where the freakazoids are freaky yemens that splooge all north yemenians and in-da-knee-see-ya nuked south yemen with white cream to establish the oreo factory. (Also creepazoid machines) they roll across the freak-boar valley shooting nukes targeted to themselfs that orbit the south yemenian prison around the world where john cena couldnt be seen through the nuke That killed his south yemenian friend who also blew up inside of a south yemenian prison for assassinating a freakazoid by the name of Vexspawn who commited a mass genocide of south yemenians which the romans didnt like
One day, Joseph Stalin decided to nuke south yemen after he got nuked by the Imperialist government of cockroach society of MAJAPAHIT. Then they nuked every single one of thhe freak Boar's ancestors who participated in the genocide of vexspawn's south yemenians who had previously commited war crimes invilving gobbling up in-da-knee-see-ya people ruining the global south yemenian nuke production. Social credit began to drop to nukes on south Yemen, wiping them off north yemen killing them all. (and north yemenians) This is why an H nuked Joseph Stalin and resurrected south yemnians, to become The ultra freak boar and finally defeat Carl-bot who took over South Yemen who nuked them in north yemen fusing their yucky pet boars and governments together. They ate pootin destroying the Russian nukes to south American trading ports (and south yemen) Where they were eaten by Vexspawn wile trying to nuke south yemen and their trading of nukes, which led to WWIV before WWI and afer WWIX but before WWVIII which was ALSO WWIII, aka the Sus Cats' nukes, which caused WWIII, ending every World War except for WWI. The south yemenian army finally decided to nuke themselves ending the horrible south yemenian war and bringing forth the north-yemenian war that killed Vexspawn. Some nukes ended up inside refridgerators thats underwater, just for clarification. The nukes nuked themselves, blowing up south yemen for the 99th nuke to south Yemen, they decided to nuke themselves Ending WWI! But WWXVII started, which bought them back to south yemen their land was north yemen territory now, so they nuked themselves again, which ended WWXII. HOWEVER... WWXVIII STARTED This time Quapu nuked south yemen because he got nuked by Joseph Stalin.
One Nuke Was gay And nukes South Yemen which ruined The cockroach society Of South Yemen, causing a massive world war, named the great South Yemen nuke War of South Yemen. The Roman Empire ate Benin and Luxembourg for lunch Which made them Go super freakazoid And Creepazoid mode and they started nuking South Yemen Because Why not? They also ate Half of Angola and half of The Pacific Ocean (Aka south Yemen) but they were also nukes And that meant they got nuked Big time. This made Homies Go freaky mode And he beat Up animal drawer but he didn't forget to Eat some rats To cure the Brain eating amoeba However he contracted Chronic wasting disease And turned into The ultimate Sigma-Nuking Freakazoid of The Sus Dynasty who commited a Crime involving freakifying south yemenians, which Wasn’t actually a benin-ian, it was a fat-faced north yemenian who Murdered his colony Of South Yemenians To be honest, they nuked themselves, so it nuked south yemen Therefore it didn’t nuke the nukes So Homies was a south yemen And freakified himself. He then nuked Himself too, and ate nukes To become nuclear nukes who nuked More nukes, creating WWXXXXVIII (WW48) Which destroyed the south yemenian nuke This blew up the nuke economy So everyone became south yemenians and primitive apes to nuke the Entire globe. This caused WW-1 (world war negative 1) And reset time so south yemen Became the good social credit generating country. The end!
Once upon a silly little time… A centipede crawled Through these mildewy Moldy dark decrepit Halls. It ate Dust and dirt , grime and slime… One day, while it was Crawling, it saw a freaky mollusk, and it wanted to suck his Toes (if any) however, he had To keep his legs safe, So he decided to just eat More grime and slime instead, so He went back down the hall, In search of more yuck zones to nuke. In his search For total global domination, he stumbled Upon Karl Marx. Which he tried to nuke russia A lot of social credit fell causing the centipede to nuke Ez01's bedroom. Cops entered my attic, and shot my nuke buttons, Causing a global south yemen nuke to get blown to south yemen and die horrifically. They then ate every single centipede in south yemen. So the centipede nuked south sudan in retaliation, to eat south Sudan. Elon musk's kid heard about this, he then tried to abolish arachnids and creepify creepazoids. But the centipede hated Joseph Stalin So he consumed X Æ A-12. This caused the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth to dissolve from NATO. The freak boar had enough, and ate Ethiopia causing Quapu to freak out. So he sent an H to go fight him, and nuke south Yemen as well. (and north yemen). But on his bucket list, wasn't the Evil Nuke eating monster Banana thing. They teamed up However, to defeat the evil banana, Nuke-eating monster nuked the evil Banana monster thing. They nuked south Yemen afterwards, causing a global commotion, so NATO nuked south yemen too. Killing them made nukes evil. As if they were already evil or something. They then nuked Ez01's rich mansion. (located in south America). (and south yemen!). Because he has a rich mansion, or two. He also ate the Nuke-monster’s pet nukes, which were his beloved south yemenian nukes, used for, well… nuking south yemen! This started a world war, causing Ez01 to nuke The Nuke-Monster (and benin, and thereby, an H.) an H nuked him in retaliation, and nuked south Yemen...again. (And North Yemen). Killing them all. It is located In North Africa, they also got Oman by accident... (located in North Africa). They made creepazoid machines to retaliate, against south yemen.
South Yemen just Created Nukes to south Yemen That made social South yemen nukes, nuke North Yemen. North yemen tried To eat south Yemen nukes, but catastrophically failed, Because they detonated at South Yemen Nuke factories located in north Yemen. This caused Creepazoid Luxembourg to begin Rolling through the Nuke zone, which the freak Boar Didnt like, so They nuked Luxembourg! And South Yemen! But, South yemen retaliated by making Mega nukes, and creepazoid machines To conquer the North Yemen Empire. The evil freak boar dynasty lead by the freak boar king Developed super mega ultra creepy creepazoid Nukes, so they became south yemenians And infiltrate the official brazil mapmakers Evil lair, which had south Yemen mega nukes As walls, which Was a silly Nuke Lair, located In North yemen. (and south yemen). The Polish resistance force nuked NATO, Because NATO was nuking south yemen And North yemen, which caused WWXLIX causing the Wehrmacht war, which killed A lot of south yemenians And North Yemenians, located in Yeminian occupied South Yemen, aka South Yemen who nuked themselves. "Delete this! Get this out of here! KILL IT! KILL IT! Epic KILL IT! KILL IT! BURN IT!" said the south Yemen forces, who nuked themselves With the mega boar nukes that They had made To Nuke themselves!
One nasty day, in the wet, slimy, and even snot covered ground, a snot monster rose out from the vile snot. They then nuked the vile lands of south yemen, and they nuked themselves again! Causing South Yemen Wars leading to nuking themselves, NATO started to nuke south FREAKY SNEAKY SQUEAKY yemen. Killing everyone in south yemen the romans nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked nuked some random nuke. (and south yemen) But not forgetting The boar's pet: Freakalicous The Scallwag. (who nuked South Yemen because yeah. They rolled across the freaky valleys (freak boar valleys) causing mayhem and myself nuking nukes.
One sussy day… A freak named Quapu had a Little farm, that grew nukes that he fed to the south Yemenians, giving them nukes, which were actually pretty inedible. They nuked themselves, fed up with the south yemenian war. The war caused millions of losses, mainly north yemenians even though they nuked south yemen. It was really sussy and nasty, which made them realize they needed to eat the deceased in order to freak the South Yemenians over the romans, who were also involved in the mass of the genocide. It caused 50,000 children alone to turn into South yemenians... Homies really hated these numbers, so he freaked out, and declared the comeback of MAJAPAHIT. This caused an army of freaks to launch a nuke to south Yemen, but it summoned 80 more, wiping out half of south yemen, leaving their government to nuke themselves, ending the war. But another war involving Majapahit and South Yemen started, killing Homies in North yemen, who was evaporated by some nukes, this caused widespread damage, causing more people to die from nukes, causing the Earth to become South Yemen.
